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Why Aren’t Breasts Photographed from Below More Often? We Attempt to Unlock Their Mysteries

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A new paper released by RocketNews24’s department of Cybermammography addresses the controversial topic of images depicting women’s chests from below.

Having scoured countless images of scantily clad women researchers have found that women are mostly seen from the front or the top looking down. However, pictures taken from below are few and far between.

What exists beneath women’s breasts that makes photographers not want to view it? Realizing the possibility of encounters with minotaurs or magic, our team bravely inspects the underside of a woman’s chest.

A Thorough Consideration of Mammo-Photography Taken from Sub-Navel Perspectives
RocketNews24 Institute of Cybermamography: Kuzo Phd., Mr. Sato Esq.

Abstract

In the annals of depictions of the female form, very little attention has been paid to low viewpoints. Even throughout the history of art from cave paintings to the Renaissance, boobs are largely viewed from the front or possibly above. Television censorship ushered in the advent of the side-boob, yet the bottom-boob is an unrelentingly rare sight.

We hypothesize that there exists something frighteningly powerful under them that causes them to never be seen.

Method

We got a camera and told a hot girl that there was a terminally ill child with a terminally ill kitten whose last wish was to see the underside of a woman’s chest.

Results

Huh? What are you talking about? We’re… doing something… now. Go away.

Model: Erina Kamiya (Steam Girls)

▼ First, a traditional view

▼ Now to go underneath. Ganbatte!

▼ Elapsed time: 1 hour 24 minutes

▼ Elasped Time: 4 hours 36 minutes

▼ Wait a sec!

▼ Oh. Thought that thread was a dragon for a second.

▼ Fatigue had set in on the model. It was time to wrap up the study.

▼ For comparison, some more traditional views

▼ “What sick kitten? Oh… OHHHH… yeah it’ll be happy to see this. Thank you!”

Photos: RocketNews24

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