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Can’t keep your “little buddy” in the right position? New men’s underwear TOOT is here to help!

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Do you constantly have to “adjust” your package? Do you find your dangly bits constantly dangling in the wrong place? Or just plain uncomfortable? Do you ever wish your underwear would just give your little man a hug and never let go?

If so, then TOOT may be the underwear for you! And even if you don’t, this will still be the funniest thing you will see today.

▼It’s scientifically proven!

T-PLAY CO. is a Tokyo-based, men’s underwear design and manufacturing company who probably employs more almost-nude male models than Abercrombie and Fitch. They have also realized just how much time the average guys spends “adjusting”–and if you have an innie instead of an outtie, just watch guys standing around for a few minutes in the office and you’ll get what we mean. T-PLAY decided to find a solution to help guys keep their dangles dangling comfortably, leading the designers to create TOOT, the “best position” underwear.

And then they tested the new undergarment, documenting the process in the greatest YouTube series in the history of phallus-based entertainment. And if you’re wondering if TOOT works, we think this pictures tells you everything you’ll ever need to know about anything.

But enough photos of sexy men sweating–here’s a video of a sexy man sweating! Watch as he participates in “best position” experiments, where the “scientists” test how much his little model jiggles during various activities. In the YouTube video below, he jumps from side to side, skips rope, rides a “rodeo machine,” sprints, gets picked up and swung, does some ballroom dancing, goes up against an electric fan, and fights a bunny-headed muscle man.

If you’re still not convinced that this underwear deserves to be strapped around your juice meat at 3,000 yen (about US$25) a pop, maybe this will convince you.

Still not sold? Fine, maybe you just need a better look…

What? You haven’t gone to Rakuten and ordered a case? Well, we suppose you’d want to see TOOT in action. Wet, creamy, gooey action.

Why are you still here? Oh, we get it–you just need to see how TOOT handles a certain amount of swelling. Well, here you go!

You can order TOOT on Amazon Japan as well as Rakuten, but, unfortunately, they only ship domestically. If you simply must get your groin inside some TOOT underwear, we’d recommend bribing a sexy Internet writer to send you some.

Sources: Narinari, Rakuten, TOOT
Images: YouTube

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