Amazon cheapest – SoraNews24 —Japan News— https://soranews24.com Bringing you yesterday's news from Japan and Asia, today. Thu, 18 May 2023 13:00:04 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.4 https://soranews24.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2020/05/en_rocket_1024.png?w=32 Amazon cheapest – SoraNews24 —Japan News— https://soranews24.com 32 32 176746664 For just 5 yen, Amazon Japan’s cheapest possible outfit will have you looking like 0.04 bucks! https://soranews24.com/2023/05/18/for-just-5-yen-amazon-japans-cheapest-possible-outfit-will-have-you-looking-like-0-04-bucks/ https://soranews24.com/2023/05/18/for-just-5-yen-amazon-japans-cheapest-possible-outfit-will-have-you-looking-like-0-04-bucks/#comments Thu, 18 May 2023 13:00:00 +0000 https://soranews24.com/?p=623885 
But beware the secret of the extra-extra-extra-large pants.
As regular SoraNews24 readers know, our Japanese-language reporter Masanuki Sunakoma regularly plumbs the depths of Amazon Japan, testing out the lowest-ranked products available. Just in the last few weeks alone he’s tested a dismally reviewed stress-relief bobblehead, ab roller, and screaming pot.
▼ There are better screaming pots out there…probably…
But we realize that spending so much time in the lowest abyss of e-commerce can cause long-term damage to the psyche, so sometimes we give Masanuki a break and instead allow him to review the cheapest things he can find on Amazon Japan instead. For example, last year we gave him 10 yen (US 7 cents) to put together an entire outfit. This year, though, our boss wouldn’t approve such a large budget, and so Masanuki’s funds were cut in half, to just 5 yen (4 cents).
And you know what? He still managed to get everything he needed, shirt, pants, and shoes, for just 5 yen!
The items Masanuki will be modeling for us today are:
● A 2-yen shirt (listed on Amazon as “Men’s Short-sleeve Florrita Hemp Men’s Print Male V-neck Solid Cut Sew Spring Simple Sweat-Absorbing Blouse Outerwear Fashionable Summer Striped Individual Big-size Short-sleeve Sports Thin Cool Going to School Casual Exercise Interesting Comfortable Loose-fitting)
● A 2-yen pair of shoes (Dress Shoes Mens Slip-on Fulorrita Leather Shoes Mens Dress Shoes Black Brown Easy to Walk In Walking Sneaker Breathes Well Anti-odor Light Anti-sliip Can Run in Them Big Size 24cm-29 cm fashionable Easy to Walk In Summer Platform Slip-on)
● A 1-yen pair of pants (Sarouel Pants Mens Zoiearl Cargo Pants Loose-fitting Fashionable Wide Pants Hakama Pants Big Silhouette Aladdin Pants Solid Sweat Pants Loose-fitting Pants Going to Work Breathes Well Quick-drying Big Size Casual Wide Pants)
All of the items shipped from China, with the shirt and shoes coming in one package and the pants on their own. Masanuki was pleasantly surprised to see that they’d been packed with care, the shirt in particular was neatly folded, with no signs of the rough handling/possible curses that he often experiences with his low-rated/-priced online purchases.
The shirt’s product page says that it’s comfortable to wear even without an undershirt, with a material that’s fast-drying for comfort even in warm, sweat-producing weather. Feeling the fabric with his fingertips, Masanuki felt like it would probably hold up to that claim.
The shoes aren’t made of leather, but an imitation material of some sort. The product page, though, says that this actually makes them more water and mold resistant that genuine leather shoes would be. They’re also supposed to have a sort of platform-effect, making your legs looks longer and giving you a more dashing silhouette in a suit.
As for the pants, they’re pretty much just ordinary athletic pants, but at just 1 yen, they have the potential to be the especially amazing bargain here. Just look at all the “scenes” you can use them in, according to the product page!
“For use as/for roomwear, casualwear, businesswear, schoolwear, extracurricular club activities, job interviews, hands-on work, travel, school cultural festivals, school athletic festivals, drinking parties, after-parties, class reunions, dinner parties, presentations, thank-you parties, days out, leisure, outdoor activities, running, weightlifting, jogging, walking, soccer, basketball, badminton, tennis, baseball, golf, fishing, hiking, other sports, business, formal, parties, barbeques, camping, dates.”
Pants that you can wear for lifting weights, interviewing for a job, and getting drunk? With this much versatility at this price, this might be the best purchase Masanuki’s made since that 1-yen hat that he turned into a high-percentage-return money-making scheme!
By the way, as the above photo shows, Masanuki made sure to order the pants in extra-extra-extra-large size. Though he’s on the tall side for a Japanese guy, Masanuki isn’t particularly plus-sized. However, when he bought the pants for his luxuriously expensive 10-yen outfit last year, the ones he received were incredibly tight, even though he’d ordered extra-large ones, so he went two sized bigger this year.
▼ Masanuki’s extra-large pants from a year ago
So how does Masanuki look in his new 5-yen ensemble?
Starting at the top, the shirt’s actually not bad at all. No telling if it’ll hold up after multiple washes, but it looks fine, and a nice touch is that the length is in that sweet spot where Masanuki could wear it either tucked in or out, depending on his mood.
Things aren’t so great at Masanuki’s feet, though, where…
…the shoes are so small that his heels stick out from the backs.
And no, he didn’t order the wrong size. Masanuki wears a 27-centimeter show (a men’s size 9 in the U.S. system), and he ordered 27-centimeter shoes, which were also the largest size available for them.
But where things really get cooky size-wise is the pants.
That form-fitting cut sure doesn’t look “extra-extra-extra large” to us.
Sure, they don’t necessarily look bad, but remember, these are the Sarouel Pants Mens Zoiearl Cargo Pants Loose-fitting Fashionable Wide Pants Hakama Pants Big Silhouette Aladdin Pants Solid Sweat Pants Loose-fitting Pants Going to Work Breathes Well Quick-drying Big Size Casual Wide Pants. That’s two declarations each of “loose-fitting,” “wide,” and “big,” plus mentions of “hakama” and “Aladdin pants,” both of which also imply a loose, breezy fit.
And again, we can’t stress enough, these are the extra-extra-extra-large pants!
By the way, some of you might be saying “Hey, Masanuki didn’t really put together a whole outfit for 5 yen! What about his underwear?” To that we say that going commando is always an option, and in this case might even be an absolute necessity, since those pants are snug enough there might not be space to fit another layer of fabric underneath them.
Related: 2-yen shirt, 2-yen shoes, 1-yen pants Amazon listings
Photos ©SoraNews24
● Want to hear about SoraNews24’s latest articles as soon as they’re published? Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!
]]> https://soranews24.com/2023/05/18/for-just-5-yen-amazon-japans-cheapest-possible-outfit-will-have-you-looking-like-0-04-bucks/feed/ 0 623885 PU 13 We put together a 10-yen (US 8-cent) outfit on Amazon Japan…and problems ensued【Photos】 https://soranews24.com/2022/04/12/we-put-together-a-10-yen-us-8-cent-outfit-on-amazon-japan-and-problems-ensued%e3%80%90photos%e3%80%91/ https://soranews24.com/2022/04/12/we-put-together-a-10-yen-us-8-cent-outfit-on-amazon-japan-and-problems-ensued%e3%80%90photos%e3%80%91/#comments Tue, 12 Apr 2022 13:00:01 +0000 https://soranews24.com/?p=583338 
The limits of bargain-hunting aren’t the only things getting stretched.
When last we left our brave reporter Masanuki Sunakoma, he had just sold his hat to a second-hand clothing store for 10 yen (US$0.08). That may sound like a terrible price for Masanuki to accept, but he’d purchased the hat for just one yen, and a 900-percent profit is something only the shrewdest and most skilled business guys can pull off.
So while Masanuki was down one wardrobe item, he was now flush with cash, and for his next feat of master-level shopping he decided to put together a whole outfit with that 10 yen.
Just like when he’d bought his one-yen hat, he started by pointing his browser to Amazon Japan, running a search for “shirt” and then sorting the results by price, starting with the cheapest, of course. That’s how he found the “Japanese-style Men’s Solid Color Linen Pocket Cotton Linen Casual Soft Light Thin Material Men’s Blouse Air Conditioning Outdoor Summer-use Bro-style Present.” The JSMSCLPCLCSLTMMBACOSUBSP is priced at nine-yen (US$0.07), representing an impressive value of just 0.375 yen per acronym letter.
9 yen is, ordinarily, a very budget-friendly price for a shirt. However, this left Masanuki with just 1 yen with which to buy pants. Luckily, Amazon’s product recommendation function was ready to help. According to the description for the JSMSCLPCLCSLTMMBACOSUBSP, an extra-large would be the best fit for Masanuki, and after he placed that order Amazon also gave him a list of recommended extra-large pants, based on what other extra-large shirt purchasers had bought. Within the list was a pair of pants for just one yen, the Cargo Pants Men’s Work-use Multifunctional Military Work Pants Exercise Big-size Ankle-length Sarouel Pants Aladdin Pants Sweatpants Long Pants, or CPMWUMMWPEBSALSPAPSLP.
So together that’s just 10 yen for the shirt and pants, making this the perfect fashion reinvestment of Masanuki’s hat-trading earnings. Once his packages arrived he quickly tore them open and inspected his new threads.
His first impression was that whoever had packed the shirt and pants had wadded them up with a borderline-violent amount of force before they made their sea voyage to Japan from China.
Wrinkly as they were, though, they didn’t have any holes, tears, or discoloring. After a wash and maybe an ironing, they should be looking just fine.
Sadly, having the shirt in his hands didn’t clear up any of the mystery about the “Air Conditioning” part of the JSMSCLPCLCSLTMMBACOSUBSP’s name. Our best guess is that it’s supposed to mean that the shirt is cool and breathes well.
Along those same lines, we’re not sure what makes the pants particularly “military.” Yeah, they’re an army-ish green, but we’re having trouble envisioning a fighting force rushing onto the battlefield in ankle pants.
Still Masanuki was relieved to see both the shirt’s and pants’ labels clearly identified them as extra-larges. That might not seem like such a high hurdle to clear, but after the specification-related shock (well, one of the many shocks) of what happened when he tried to order Amazon Japan’s lowest-rated beckoning cat statue, he no longer takes anything for granted.
After a few strong shakes to snap out some of the wrinkles, Masanuki changed into his 10-yen outfit for his modeling session.
Starting with the shirt, it’s not bad, but not great. The cut is a little blocky, but maybe that’s what they meant by “Bro-style?” The color and fabric give a breezy impression that should work with both spring and summer looks. The problem, to Masanuki, is the length. It’s awkwardly long, so he’d probably have to tuck it in, which would take away from its intended casual-cool vibe. Tucking it in, though, presents its own set of problems, since…
…the pants are insanely tight! Between the “Big-size,” “Sarouel Pants,” and “Aladdin Pants” parts of the CPMWUMMWPEBSALSPAPSLP’s name, plus his ordering the extra-large size, Masanuki had been expecting a baggy, relaxed fit. What he got instead felt more like tights or compression pants.
▼ They are, at least, ankle-length, just like the product name promised.
In fact, the pants are so tight that tucking the shirt in actually just makes it look weirder.
Still, we have to say that if you only have 10 yen with which to put together an outfit, this is probably about as good as it gets. Unfortunately, Masanuki isn’t quite satisfied enough to go through with his original plan, which was to take advantage of the super low-prices of the JSMSCLPCLCSLTMMBACOSUBSP and CPMWUMMWPEBSALSPAPSLP and buy 100 of each, so that he’d only have to do laundry four times a year, so maybe another trip to the second-hand shop’s seller’s counter is in order to see if he can once again flip his ridiculously low-priced clothes for a profit.
Related: JSMSCLPCLCSLTMMBACOSUBSP, CPMWUMMWPEBSALSPAPSLP on Amazon Japan
Photos ©SoraNews24
● Want to hear about SoraNews24’s latest articles as soon as they’re published? Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!
]]> https://soranews24.com/2022/04/12/we-put-together-a-10-yen-us-8-cent-outfit-on-amazon-japan-and-problems-ensued%e3%80%90photos%e3%80%91/feed/ 0 583338 CC 3